Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Weird Things I've Eaten


Cockroach
Honestly, I don't know why I did this. Lapse of judgment maybe. But it did help make it so that nothing seemed so weird to eat after that.

Ants
I posted a picture in a previous post, but yes, I did eat a handful of red ants. I think of it as they had bad karma for biting people's feet in the past.

Snake Whiskey
First of all, yes, I realize you don't "eat" whiskey, you drink it, but for the sake of this post I'd like to include it in this category. Snake whiskey is homemade whiskey with a dead snake (or two) inside of it. Rumor has it that they put a live snake inside the whiskey, and it drowns in there. The snake whiskey is supposed to make you extra-fertile (hence Cosette's quote that can be read to the side of my blog and Reed's many comments about super-sperm). A bunch of people bought little bottles of it to bring home. I think it's disgusting.
We look really nervous.

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